Luck o' the Limerick: Week 4 Recaps

After a one week hiatus, "Luck o' the Limerick" is back in full throttle!

This is just a working title until I (or someone much smarter) comes up with a better one.

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Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Cleveland 20, Cincinnati 12

The Battle for Ohio was an ugly one
Lacked excitement, intrigue or any semblance of fun
The Browns got their first win
Did the poor Bengals in
and Cincinnati continues their losing run

Tennessee 30, Minnesota 17

The Titans stay unbeaten for another day
As they defeated the Vikes the Tennessee way
AP was brought back to earth
The Titan's D proved their worth
with their tenacious, inspired play.

Kansas City 33, Denver 19

The Chiefs pulled the biggest upset this week
as Denver's defense continues to leak
LJ rumbled all day long
and while Cutler looked strong
KC sent Denver down Shit's creek

New Orleans 31, San Fran 17

Not much to say from this New Orleans win
Brees, Moore and Meachem did the 49ers in
Deuce made his intentions quite clear
kicking San Fran in the rear
while doing it all with a grin.

NY Jets 56, Arizona 35

Touchdowns galore from this offensive show
Favre to Coles was on point from the very first 'go'
Warner threw a quarter mile
though it wasn't in style
As seven turnovers disrupted their flow

Tampa Bay 30, Green Bay 21

Another big win for the Creamsicle Bunch
They bullied the Packers while stealing their lunch
Rodgers left the game early
The Packers faithful turned surly
As Matt Flynn's offense severely lacked punch

Carolina 24, Atlanta 9

Smith came back with a vengence this game
Delhomme to Muhammad set Atlanta aflame
Turner was stagnant on the ground
and Matt Ryan found
that college and the pros aren't the same

Jacksonville 30, Houston 27

A game winning field goal keeps the Texans losing
Scobee and Garrard keep Jacksonville cruising
Slaton impressed me once more
Walter found ways to score
In the end, the Texans couldn't handle the bruising.

San Diego 28, Oakland 18

The Oakland Circus found another way to crumble
Kiffin's head went rolling, Davis continued to grumble
Tomlinson torched the Raiders bad
making Davis quite mad
Leaving Lane the loser of their rumble

Buffalo 31, St. Louis 14

The Rams' young campaign is already in retreat
While Buffalo became the new word on the street
Jackson found ways to run
but Green couldn't get it done
and Linehan was sent packing after another defeat

Washington 26, Dallas 24

The game of the week went the way of the Skins
and rebounded from a Week 1 loss with three straight wins
TO couldn't hold back any more
and the world is in store
for more tantrums and bitter chagrins.

Chicago 24, Philadelphia 20

Chicago was renamed Upset City
An epic performance that was solid and gritty
with star back Westbrook out
The Eagles were left in doubt
and that display at the goal line was shitty.

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Pittsburgh 23, Baltimore 20

Pittsburgh squeaked out a close one late Monday Night
Flacco and Baltimore's O looked ready to take flight
With the North up for grabs
and the Ravens throwing jabs
a Reed uppercut ended the fight